at the moment I do not know if this site is going to be maintained. Too many life changers happened in the past years.
Meanwhile I live in Paraguay. I moved there with Norman, my band colleague. All my energy is going into creating a life here and music, not much room left for poetry. I find songtexts easier to write anyway, less rules 😉
Last weekend was pretty hardcore. Last thursday, after a couple of beers, a friend musician and I decided to make a music video to a song that wasn’t even recorded. We had until Wednesday morning to finish it. It was 1 day planning and getting people (we were like 5 to 6 involved), 1 day filming and 2 days producing. We finished just in time (sleeping like 4 hours in the last 2 days).
Here is the first Music Video by my friend Patrik, “Neues Leben” (as I’m writing in english I might as well translate it, “New Life”)
I grew up with a few of these life’s a bitch sayings as in “Life’s a bitch and then you die.” I think I first saw a saying with “Life’s am bitch…” in a movie with Christian Slater, “Kuffs” I think, written on a wall, but I could be mistaken.
It was always fun to think up new ones and I’ll post them here if I think of any. That’s why it’s called chronicles. Let’s start.
Life’s a bitch
Life’s a bitch and then you die
Life’s a bitch and then you marry one and then you die.
Life’s a bitch and then you marry one and then you become one and then you die
Life’s a bitch and then you become one and then you get aids and then you die
Life’s a bitch and Elvis lives
Life’s a bitch and then you fuck one and then you get aids and then you die
Life’s a bitch
Life’s a bitch with chocolate and cherry on top
Life’s a bitch with chocolate and cherry on top with sugar and ice cream