The “Life’s a Bitch” Chronicles

I grew up with a few of these life’s a bitch sayings as in “Life’s a bitch and then you die.” I think I first saw a saying with “Life’s am bitch…” in a movie with Christian Slater, “Kuffs” I think, written on a wall, but I could be mistaken.

It was always fun to think up new ones and I’ll post them here if I think of any. That’s why it’s  called chronicles. Let’s start.

Life’s a bitch 

Life’s a bitch and then you die

Life’s a bitch and then you marry one and then you die.

Life’s a bitch and then you marry one and then you become one and then you die

Life’s a bitch and then you become one and then you get aids and then you die

Life’s a bitch and Elvis lives

Life’s a bitch and then you fuck one and then you get aids and then you die

Life’s a bitch

Life’s a bitch with chocolate and cherry on top

Life’s a bitch with chocolate and cherry on top with  sugar and ice cream

Life’s a bitch but if you’re lucky you’ll wake up

 

 

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Absolutely love this! Thanks for sharing! I’ll be back for more.